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tries-to-make-the-best-of-it:

Mom: You never do anything for me.

Me: I fake a smile, I hide my problems from you to avoid you getting stressed, I cover my scars, I don’t talk to you so you don’t have to put up with me, and I pretend to be mentally stable.

You just haven’t noticed yet what I am doing for you, mom..

Holy shit!
No shit!
Except I didn’t have a Mom
So this would be my example of me and my kids

(via secretly-a-mad-scientist)

secretly-a-mad-scientist:

mindofataurus:

Capricorn: Ruthlessly ambitious closet pervert afraid of losing control

Aquarius:  Pensive trailblazer with a penchant for stalking

Pisces: Wishy-washy emotional nutcase concerned with otherworldly happenings

Aries: Irritating firecracker with a volatile go-getter attitude

Taurus: Stubborn, know-it-all with an inability to verbalize feelings

Gemini: Short attention spanned crowd pleaser with great knowledge of everything, but their feelings

Cancer: Hypersensitive whiner willing to cling to anyone who shows attention

Leo: Self-centered enthusiast who believes there’s only ME in team

Virgo: Fussy perfectionist incredibly unsettled by anything out of place  

Libra: Annoyingly indecisive socialite in search for the perfect lover that doesn’t exist
Scorpio: Mysterious loner who uses intimidation to distract others from how unbearably emotional they are
Sagittarius: Loud mouth optimist living by a no-strings-attached philosophy (sex included)

Some of these make me lol- especially the Capricorn one… I know not all Caps are the same and these are exaggerated don’t worry. >< But that pretty much describes Cody. Fucking asshole. 

LMFAO I’m such a Scorpio/Taurus thing. ><

Ha ha ha!
This is not over exaggerated its
An under statement! LMAO

I agree

(via blackjackink)

Word!

(via secretly-a-mad-scientist)

secretly-a-mad-scientist:

soaked-grass:

this is a wijayakusuma flower, a type of moon flower which grows in the highlands of papua, indonesia. it blooms three buds per plant and only one night per year for just two hours!

I think this was in a Tales from the Crypt episode. :P Pretty awesome.

Holy Moly!

theartofanimation:

Brandon Ragnar Johnson

I want these comics!

secretly-a-mad-scientist:

Ahahaha  oh my god literally me as a man.

Too cute!